战场墨菲法则【一】转！[第3页/共6页]

气候不是中立的。（气像状况老是对你倒霉）

不要太显眼，因为那会吸引敌方火力。是以，航空母舰被称作“炸弹磁铁”就不奇特了。

44. Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.

战役总会在两张舆图交汇的处所展开。（你总也拿不到战区的舆图）

向来没有一支筹办好检阅的军队能活过战役。

通用部件老是不通用。

世上最可骇的东西是一个有舆图和指南针的少尉。（他们善于纸上谈兵）

仇敌向来都不会发觉，除非你犯了弊端。

压抑火力啥也压抑不了。

脑袋和屁股向来不成兼顾。

22. The easy way is always mined.

9. If you are forward of your position， your artillery will fall short.?

25. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

34. Things that must work together， can't be carried to the field that way.

49. The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.

散兵坑里不存在无神论者。

如果你在行动中完成了分外的任务，那么你总会被付与这些分外的任务。

8. If at first you don't succeed， call in an air strike.?

19. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.?

首要的事情老是简朴的；简朴的事情老是难以做到的。

41. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose， they're both right.

如果仇敌进入你的射程内，别忘了你也在进入了他的射程内。

15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When they're ready. b. When you're not.?

你攻占一个地区后，确保仇敌也晓得。

13. If your attack is going really well， it's an ambush.?

63. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.

你需求的物品老是很贫乏。

28. Incoming fire has the right of way.

好走的路总已被布上地雷。

一个仇敌兵士永久不敷，两个就太多了。

如果你除了仇敌甚么都缺，那你必然在交兵区了。

“为了战役而殛毙”，就像是说为了纯洁而玩叉叉（screwing这个“上螺线”的行动是描述词啦）一样。