战场墨菲法则【一】转！[第3页/共6页]

散兵坑里不存在无神论者。

能坐着的时候毫不要站着，能躺着的时候毫不要坐着，能睡着的时候毫不要醒着。

54. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

49. The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.

气候越差，你被调派出去的机遇就越多。

你需求的物品老是很贫乏。

18. Five second fuses always burn three seconds.?

41. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose， they're both right.

如果你的进犯没胜利，顿时呼唤空袭援助吧。

58. When in doubt， empty your magazine.

63. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.

首要的事情老是简朴的；简朴的事情老是难以做到的。

压抑火力啥也压抑不了。

逃窜的敌军大抵只是筹算先撤退后反击。

51. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

手榴弹的五秒引信总会在三秒内烧完。

飞得高，死得快；飞得又低又慢，就能完成目标。

气候不是中立的。（气像状况老是对你倒霉）

【作者剖析――墨菲法例属于外洋“俚语”，意义划一于海内的歇后语，比如：手拿菜刀砍电线，一起火花带闪电！】

14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.?

69. The worse the weather， the more you are required to be out in it.

32. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

22. The easy way is always mined.

16. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.?

友军器力一点儿都不友爱。（美军术语Friendly fire是指“被本身人误伤”）

飞来的枪弹有优先通行权。（不要把身材挡在枪弹的来路上）

65. Everything always works in your HQ， everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.

必必要装配在一起才气阐扬效力的兵器设备不能一起运送。

如果副排长能看得见你，那仇敌也能。

不要太显眼，因为那会吸引敌方火力。是以，航空母舰被称作“炸弹磁铁”就不奇特了。

凝固汽油弹一炸一大片。（别扔得太近）

26. If you are short of everything but the enemy， you are in the combat zone.