战场墨菲法则【一】转![第2页/共6页]
一个仇敌兵士永久不敷,两个就太多了。
33. Things that must be together to work can never be shipped together.
14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.?
B52是终究近距援助兵器。
67. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
地雷是机遇均等的兵器。
20. A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.?
49. The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.
仇敌向来都不会发觉,除非你犯了弊端。
48.'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go'.
向来没有一支筹办好检阅的军队能活过战役。
如果你的进犯没胜利,顿时呼唤空袭援助吧。
15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: a. When they're ready. b. When you're not.?
好走的路总已被布上地雷。
54. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
2. Recoilless rifles - aren't.?
你所做的任何事都能够送命,就算你甚么都不做也一样。
50. Napalm is an area support weapon.
完美的打算是不存在的。
你需求的物品老是很贫乏。
世上最可骇的东西是一个有舆图和指南针的少尉。(他们善于纸上谈兵)
例外才是战役法例的最好证明,作战打算滚一边去。
飞来的枪弹有优先通行权。(不要把身材挡在枪弹的来路上)
脑袋和屁股向来不成兼顾。
36. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both).
曳光弹是双刃剑。(你更轻易打中仇敌,仇敌也更轻易找到你的位置)
必必要装配在一起才气阐扬效力的兵器不能被一起运到疆场。
能坐着的时候毫不要站着,能躺着的时候毫不要坐着,能睡着的时候毫不要醒着。
59. The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
每当你开端打击时,炮兵也会越打越近。
有思疑的时候,先打空你的弹匣再说。
39. Tracers work both ways.
63. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.