战场墨菲法则【二】转！[第2页/共6页]

一支军队的作战才气与它表面的都雅程度成反比。

在低军衔能让你升官的行动会在新军衔杀死你。

“疆场经历”这东西，只要在某次很需求它的行动以后你才气获得。

歼敌数计算法：三名游击队员加一个能够再加两只猪，本次战役共毙敌三十七人。

88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

奇特的东西吸引炮火。你就是奇特的。

在你最需求它的时候老是卡壳的兵器是M60机枪。

如果一个疆场上的题目只要一种处理计划，这必然是个笨拙的计划。

130. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

107. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight， your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away， and your canteen always lands at your feet.

手榴弹的杀伤半径老是比你能扑出的间隔多一英尺。

98. If your ambush is properly set， the enemy won't walk into it.

在你利用不平安的频道公布之前，仇敌都不会监听你的无线电频次。

103. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).

70. Whenever you have plenty of ammo， you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo， you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

105. Success occurs when no one is looking， failure occurs when the General is watching.

138. The more stupid the leader is， the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

你越是感到猎奇的目标就越伤害。

134. Any ship can be a minesweeper...once.

78. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down， the most important ones are always illegible.