战场墨菲法则【二】转！[第3页/共6页]

弹雨当中逞豪杰的人常常死得最快。

78. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down， the most important ones are always illegible.

89. Body count Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

104. There is always a way， and it usually doesn't work.

137. The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

如果你战役中掉了设备，你的枪弹和手榴弹必然离你最远，而水壶老是掉在你的脚边。

在疆场上，如果你的位置过于靠前，那么你必然要重视是否忽视了某些潜伏的伤害。（言下之意：二愣子才冲在最前面）

你有充足弹药的时候，你百发百中。你缺弹药的时候，连谷仓那么大的东西都打不中。

128. When you have sufficient ammo the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on ammo the enemy attacks that night.

军需官那边的东西只要两个尺码：太大的和太小的。

71. The more a weapon costs， the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

歼敌数计算法：三名游击队员加一个能够再加两只猪，本次战役共毙敌三十七人。

73. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

如果你筹办好了一次伏击，仇敌不会进入你的伏击圈。

最新最没经历的兵士最能够获得名誉奖章。（意义是“挂掉的人就会获得美国最初级勋章”）

91. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

139. When the pin is pulled， Mr. Grenade is not your friend.

123. The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can throw it.

135. Whenever you lose contact with the enemy， look behind you.