战场墨菲法则【二】转！[第1页/共6页]

92. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

101. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

104. There is always a way， and it usually doesn't work.

138. The more stupid the leader is， the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

131. When a front line soldier overhears two General Staff officers conferring， he has fallen back too far.

93. The crucial round is a dud.

长官的高傲程度与他的官职成反比（另有他的不值得信赖程度和有害程度）。

不管你从哪条线路行军，都是上坡路。

135. Whenever you lose contact with the enemy， look behind you.

统统船只都能够当扫雷艇……一次性的。

87. Murphy was a grunt.

88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

117. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.

如果你第一次尝试不胜利的话，你或许分歧适去拆炸弹。

最合适某个事情的军官老是在这个职位已经被别人占有后一天调来。

歼敌数计算法：三名游击队员加一个能够再加两只猪，本次战役共毙敌三十七人。

119. Mine fields are not neutral.

82. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

99. If your flank march is going well， the enemy expects you to outflank him.

100. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

压抑火力独一管用的时候是用来对于烧毁的阵地的时候。

128. When you have sufficient ammo the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on ammo the enemy attacks that night.

紫心勋章（美国授予受伤兵士的勋章）证明你聪明到能够想出一个打算，笨拙到尝试这个打算，并且荣幸到活了下来。