战场墨菲法则【二】转！[第1页/共6页]

全天候近距空中援助在坏气候里不管用。

107. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight， your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away， and your canteen always lands at your feet.

98. If your ambush is properly set， the enemy won't walk into it.

如果你的侧翼迂回停止的很顺利，是因为仇敌正等候着你从侧翼靠近他们。

军需官那边的东西只要两个尺码：太大的和太小的。

你越是感到猎奇的目标就越伤害。

如果你落空了仇敌的踪迹，转头看看。

71. The more a weapon costs， the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

132. Don't ever be the first， don't ever be the last， and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

如果一个火线兵士偶然入耳到两个参谋在会商，那他必然是呆得太后了。（参谋职员都是怯懦鬼）

“疆场经历”这东西，只要在某次很需求它的行动以后你才气获得。

雷场不是中立的。

112. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

当你检察你写下的无线电频次的时候，最首要的老是没法辨认。

105. Success occurs when no one is looking， failure occurs when the General is watching.

不管你从哪条线路行军，都是上坡路。

77. Air strikes always overshoot the target， artillery always falls short.

79. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

任何事情都有一个处理体例，固然凡是是不管用的。

88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

76. For every action， there is an equal and opposite criticism.(in boot camp)

如果汇集到了充足的质料，调查委员会甚么事都能够证明。（委员会胡说八道）

136. If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.

压抑火力独一管用的时候是用来对于烧毁的阵地的时候。